On behalf of the Beach & Barn Agri-Coastal Department, we would like to welcome you to our little corner of the world. Please be mindful that hard work is a requirement of your stay with us, but there is also an equal requirement that you spend an ample amount of your time immersed in absolute nonsense. Boat rides, missing important engagements because there is a good swell, and falling asleep on the hammock while the burgers on the grill burn all qualify. We think you'll love it here, and if you don't, we can refer you to A NUMBER of large cities in the Metropolitan United States that might be more to your liking.